December 22, 2024
elf on the shelf jokes

Best Elf Jokes of 2022: One-Liners for Kids

Share these elf jokes for giggles and groans at your next family gathering!

Q: Why was the Christmas elf late to his gig at the mall?

A: He got stuck in the elfator.

Q: What is Buddy the elf’s favorite animal to visit at the zoo?

A: The elfants.

Elf on the Shelf Christmas Couture Set of 3 Dolls

Q: Why was Buddy the elf told to put his smartphone away?

A: He was taking too many elfies.



Elf on the Shelf Doll and Book- Blue Eyes

Q: Why did Buddy the elf go to counseling?

A: He wanted to boost his elf confidence.

Q: What is an elf’s favorite car?

A: Elfa Romeo

Elf on the Shelf Doll and Book – Boy, Dark

Q: What did Buddy the elf do when he started having too many problems?

A: Read some elf help books.

Q: What did Buddy the elf do when he felt stressed out?

A: Did some elf-care.

Q: Why did it take Buddy the elf so long to shop for Christmas gifts?

A: He got stuck on line at elf checkout.

Elf on the Shelf Doll, Book and Christmas PJs – Brown Eyed Boy



Q: Why didn’t Buddy the elf want to raise his hand in school?

A: He felt elf-conscious.

Q: What is an elf’s favorite saying?

A: Early to bed, early to rise, makes a person elfy, wealthy and wise.

Q: Who is Buddy the elf’s favorite singer?

A: Elfis Presley

World Smallest Elf on the Shelf Set of 2 Boy and Girl Dark

Q: What did Sally the elf dress up as for halloween?

A: Elfira

Q: What do elves learn in kindergarten?

A: The Elfabet.

Q: What is an elf’s favorite website?

A: Elfy Happy NJ

There’s still time to order Elf on the Shelf for the 2022 Holiday Season! Visit Amazon for more.