Share these elf jokes for giggles and groans at your next family gathering!
Q: Why was the Christmas elf late to his gig at the mall?
A: He got stuck in the elfator.
Q: What is Buddy the elf’s favorite animal to visit at the zoo?
A: The elfants.
Q: Why was Buddy the elf told to put his smartphone away?
A: He was taking too many elfies.
Q: Why did Buddy the elf go to counseling?
A: He wanted to boost his elf confidence.
Q: What is an elf’s favorite car?
A: Elfa Romeo
Q: What did Buddy the elf do when he started having too many problems?
A: Read some elf help books.
Q: What did Buddy the elf do when he felt stressed out?
A: Did some elf-care.
Q: Why did it take Buddy the elf so long to shop for Christmas gifts?
A: He got stuck on line at elf checkout.
Q: Why didn’t Buddy the elf want to raise his hand in school?
A: He felt elf-conscious.
Q: What is an elf’s favorite saying?
A: Early to bed, early to rise, makes a person elfy, wealthy and wise.
Q: Who is Buddy the elf’s favorite singer?
A: Elfis Presley
Q: What did Sally the elf dress up as for halloween?
Q: What do elves learn in kindergarten?
A: The Elfabet.
Q: What is an elf’s favorite website?
A: Elfy Happy NJ